The corporate wild goose chase

One of my favorite (sic) things at a job is when a senior person, C-Suite type person claims that “Darrell over here is the subject matter expert on that topic,” and then you ping Darrell and he’s like “The fuck? I don’t do anything with that. That’s Denise.” So then you ping Denise and she’s like “ROFL. I handle accounts receivable, baby. You are looking for Joan.” So you chase down Joan, and she’s like “I did that in 2007. Now it’s…